6 posts tagged “fear”

Naked Jogger In Jolly Ole England

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"Okay, I know I'm representing law enforcement in this community, but.....this guy is NAKED.  I could turn around and whack him where it hurts with my baton, but....that would mean actually looking at it.  What to do?  What to do?  I'm running to my car.  I definately need backup.  I don't want to touch any part of this freak's body.  Eeeooowww...I'd have to get a good look at his butt to even get the handcuffs on.  Why did they allow me to patrol without a partner today, of all days?  Stop chasing me!!  Oh please, don't let him get close enough to touch me!!"

Don't Invade My Comfort Zone

"Get your gigantic filthy paws away from my territory.  How many times do I have to tell you?  You disturb my human with your big lumbering attempts at trying to get comfy with her.  Back off, montstrosity!"

Terrified Look

"Is this supposed to happen?  I sign up for an *Extreme Vacation* in order to relax from the daily grind of work, but.....my guide is going under and I want out of this contraption!!!!  Not fun, not fun, not fun.  Take me back to my paperwork, PLEASE!" 

Surprises Await At Night

Make sure you always check under the covers before going to bed at night!  Especially after a meal of fast food.

He Is Risen

He Is Risen

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Matthew 28

1. Now after the Sabbath, as the first day of the week began to dawn, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb.

2. And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat on it.

3. His countenance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow.

4. And the guards shook for fear of him, and became like dead men.

5. But the angel answered and said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified.

6. "He is not here; for He is risen, as He said.  Come, see the place where the Lord lay.

7. "And go quickly and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead, and indeed He is going before you into Galilee; there you will see Him.  Behold, I have told you."

8. So they departed quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to bring His disciples word.

9. And as they went to tell His diciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, "Rejoice!"  And they came and held Him by the feet and worshipped Him.

10. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid.  Go and tell My brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see Me."

Ohhh, Such Pain In My Jaw!

I don't think this gentleman even saw the baseball bat coming.  Almost everyone else is taking cover of some sort, and he hasn't even raised his arm.  And look at the way the bat has hit his jaw.  Dental work, perhaps?  More likely a broken jaw!  "Yes, I'm so glad I called in sick to work today to catch this game."  As the photo says, Nice Catch.  Lol.