120 posts tagged “grin”
"Uh oh. The idea of entering into the famous "Running of the Bulls" competition seemed like a GREAT idea when we were vigorous and robust hombres, even in our drunken states. Signing up was definately worth the pleasures of those delectable senoritas last night. But now being stone-cold sober....while looking into the face of an angry wild beast who has us cornered....well, maybe it wasn't the best of ideas after all. Especially when I'm seeing my life flash before my eyes! Stupid male friends!! If I get through this, I'm ditching all my friends of the same sex (we are such idiots!) and becoming a lover of taste and refinement. The babes go for that, too...right? Oh gosh, I think I just wet myself!!!!"
This poor K9 just wasn't ready for the real deal when it came time to chase a suspect. If I'm going to be the bad guy, I want THAT dog (and probably that officer as well) to be the ones after me.
Wow, just remember not to get Grandma mad. That kick was from when her grandson, now a respected member of the police force, stole from her penny jar when he was 8-years old. Next comes the tackle with the head-lock. Yikes! Poor kid! LOL. (The story isn't real, but the photo sure is. Grandmas have tempers).
"I don't ask for much, but would you mind clearing off my din-din table. Please? Why would someone pile all this human junk on MY table, and now I can't reach my food bowls anymore. As you can see, I'm already down to just fur and bones. I'm so awfully hungry. I'm begging you. I feel faint. Please don't deny me my much-needed calories. I'll stop clawing the sofa [maybe]. Thank you, thank you much-adored human."
"Hey, you can't be fishing in the sewer systems, buddy. It's a violation of the Health Code....unless you've purchased one of our Permits. Plus, it tells us a little of your mental capacity to comprehend being a danger to yourself and others. First a ticket, then a padded cell. Sure you don't have a Permit?"