3 posts tagged “hilarious”

LAPD Captain's Shield

(This joke posting cracks me up every time, even when I just happen to look at it and haven't read through it again.  It's so silly!  LOL)

An off-duty LAPD Captain assigned to Newton Division narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience. He mounted the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately began moving. As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the officer began to slip sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane he could not get a firm grip. He then threw his arms around the horse's neck, but continued to slide down the side of the horse. The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing his grip, the Captain attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. His foot became entangled in the stirrup, and he was at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground. Moments away from unconsciousness and probable death, to his great fortune a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy, at Wal-Mart on a shoplifting call, saw him and quickly unplugged the horse!

Lame Dancer: GIF

I know it's not right to laugh at other people's misfortunes, but....how can you not at this woman??  It's too funny for words.  If she wasn't hurt and I were the man standing by the truck (I guess I had a sex change!), I would be laughing so hysterically that I'd have the most difficult time helping her back up!  Life can be SO much more entertaining than television.  LOL.

This is an audio in video form (so you can read the words from the audio).  It's the sad story of a telemarketer who just happens to phone the wrong house and gets the largest prank played on him in his life!  It is soooooo funny.  You have to listen!  Comedian Tom Mabe poses as Officer Clark, a homicide officer, and gets revenge against an unsuspecting telemarketer from a satellite company.  It is incredibly funny.  The poor telemarketer must have been about ready to have a panic attack when he calls this person's house.  Too, too, funny!