Bad Hiding Place

"Uh oh.  The idea of entering into the famous "Running of the Bulls" competition seemed like a GREAT idea when we were vigorous and robust hombres, even in our drunken states.  Signing up was definately worth the pleasures of those delectable senoritas last night. But now being stone-cold sober....while looking into the face of an angry wild beast who has us cornered....well, maybe it wasn't the best of ideas after all.  Especially when I'm seeing my life flash before my eyes!  Stupid male friends!!  If I get through this, I'm ditching all my friends of the same sex (we are such idiots!) and becoming a lover of taste and refinement.  The babes go for that, too...right? Oh gosh, I think I just wet myself!!!!"

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Playing With Yourself

I don't know about you, but I do believe that truck he is playing with is actually......himself!  Close your eyes!  Take the children away!  The transformers toys are being influenced over to the evil side!  (I wonder what it feels like for him, though.  Hmmmmmm.)  *nefarious grin*

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Police Dog Needs Better Training

This poor K9 just wasn't ready for the real deal when it came time to chase a suspect.  If I'm going to be the bad guy, I want THAT dog (and probably that officer as well) to be the ones after me.

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Jean Claude van Damme and His Snake (Gif)

Jean Claude is being a little bit rough on his snake, wouldn't you say?  If he's not careful, it will never work again!  He's so tough.  Yeah, he's the MAN! Not even a flinch!  But...maybe he finally broke it this time.  It's going awfully limp.  And he seems rather sad.

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Worst Job

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Ferocious Old Lady

Wow, just remember not to get Grandma mad.  That kick was from when her grandson, now a respected member of the police force, stole from her penny jar when he was 8-years old.  Next comes the tackle with the head-lock.  Yikes!  Poor kid!  LOL. (The story isn't real, but the photo sure is.  Grandmas have tempers).

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Pretty Please...With Lots of Purrs!

"I don't ask for much, but would you mind clearing off my din-din table.  Please?  Why would someone pile all this human junk on MY table, and now I can't reach my food bowls anymore.  As you can see, I'm already down to just fur and bones. I'm so awfully hungry. I'm begging you.  I feel faint.  Please don't deny me my much-needed calories.  I'll stop clawing the sofa [maybe].  Thank you, thank you much-adored human."

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Catch Many Today?

"Hey, you can't be fishing in the sewer systems, buddy.  It's a violation of the Health Code....unless you've purchased one of our Permits. Plus, it tells us a little of your mental capacity to comprehend being a danger to yourself and others.  First a ticket, then a padded cell.  Sure you don't have a Permit?"

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Heroes On Duty

"Hang on, lady.  The ambulance is on the way.  You are going to be okay.  Just stay with us.  Try to keep your eyes open.  JOE, keep pumping!  She isn't responding to me!!!"

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Groping Bugs

If the Bugs Bunny costume is hiding a male underneath, I hope there is enough padding that he doesn't feel the sexual harrassment.  Sure would be frustrating, though, to see what the girl is doing and not be able to enjoy it.  Hee hee.  If the Bugs Bunny costume is being worn by a female, well.....let's just say that I hope she's not getting off on the tender fondling.  LOL.  Regardless, Bugsy sure does look happy!

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