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I'm Gonna Do It!

Mar 28, 2008
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"Don't do it, dude. I know you only feel like half a lemon, but you still have so many purposes for your life. Hey, a garnish. You could be a garnish! Or...oh, I know...a protective device for a woman to carry around with her. You'd like that, man, wouldn't you? Just please don't do it. Think about the seeds, dude. They'll never know their father. Oh, whatever. I'm next anyway. Go ahead. I'll meet you in those alcoholic drinks the humans are gulping back. Here's to the plunge, twist and squeeze."