41 posts tagged “woman”

Frustration

Okay, I've gotten a number of minor issues taken care of concerning the wonderful world of Vista learning.  But would someone please help me with something that should be relatively simple??  Pretty please? 

I have a 22 inch flat screen monitor.  The optimum resolution, according to Dell, is 1680 x 1050.  Yeah, right!  Oh, it's beautiful!  The text is so clear and the quality is great, but........it's made for teeny tiny people with teeny tiny eyes!!  I would be blind in two weeks tops....not something I'm particularly looking forward to since I rather enjoy having sight.

I've checked around a lot of places, and it appears that people using Vista have two main resolutions:  1024 x 768 and 1280 x 1024.  The latter one makes for small print, and also leaves about 2.5 inches of blank space on each side of the web page.  What's the point of having a nice big monitor if it doesn't use it well?  Lol.  And the former leaves everything at a nice size (no eye strain), with about 1 inch remaining on each side of the web page.  But the photos and the text are not SHARP and clear.

I have tried every resolution for a 22 inch monitor with 32-bit color, and the 1024 x 768 seems to be the best.  But why isn't it sharp and clear?  Boo hoo.  The photos are a little on the grainy side, and the text is a little on the pale, fuzzy side.

What resolution do you use?  And what other settings do you use for the colors, etc?  I've been trying, but I just can't get my mind wrapped around it. 

Thank you, guys.  Sorry for bothering you so much.  I know I'm a pain.

Show us something happy.
Submitted by L33tchica.

Swimming With Horses

This would make me very happy.  I've ridden horses many times, but I've never been in the water with them....let alone having the horse swimming beneath me.  I would have to say that this definately qualifies as a happy photo for the VOX Hunt.

Beach Patrol Hazard

Although this foreign police officer seems to be doing a pretty good job of digging her patrol vehicle out of the sand, where are all the big burly beach boys who like to show off for a female.....especially one in uniform?  Awwwww, they're making her do this all by herself?  I'd force the shovel onto the person taking the photograph.  Tag, you're it!  After all, she's the one with the gun and the aching back.

Together Forever

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
"Darn, that must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed, scared and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
"I'm your husband!"

So the woman answers:
"Oh, yeah?  Then why were you running?!!"

Too Tired To Go On

I thought I was getting better, but I could barely keep myself going for this long.  Off to bed I go again....maybe for another 2 or 3 days.  For all these years, I took care of the kids and myself all by myself.  I did it all because I had to.  Now the kids are gone and I'm on my own.  And I don't feel right at all. 

This is the time that I would give anything to have a man who loves me....who loves the person that I am.....to take care of me.  Just this once.  All I can do is sleep, and one day I won't even have the energy to get up for water.  Did I tell you that when I went to the washroom this morning that my urine was practically brown?  That's how long I had been holding it in my bladder....and I couldn't even tell. 

Don't take for granted the man or the woman who is there by your side and loves you.  Relationships aren't perfect, but I so want to be loved....and to love even more in return.

I'll write more whenever I get over this.  Sorry for whining.

What was the best thing about your weekend?

Forgot To Wake Up

We had a weekend??  It's gone already?!?  Dang it!  I wasn't feeling well on Friday, but went to bed a few hours into Saturday.  I'm just getting up now.....Monday at about 11pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And since I live alone, no one was here to even notice.  So the best thing about my weekend (if I believe we actually had a weekend and you're not all going to jump out and shout, "April Fools!!!".  Lol)....well....I guess it would have to be that I wasn't rooting through my cupboards for those two days, looking for something to munch on while being on the computer.  I think I lost about 10 pounds!  Are you sure we had a weekend this week?  It's not nice to fool a naively deranged woman!  Hey, I know the good thing.....I obviously have a large bladder and a small stomach.  Yay!!!!!!!!!

It is a shame that erotica has been lumped in with pornography and vulgar photography of indecent sex acts.  Erotica is an art form that allows your mind to "fill in the blanks", so to speak.  The photos are of beauty and sensuality, and presents the human body in a pleasurable and enticing manner.  You get to use your imagination while enjoying the attractiveness of the scene. 

Beautiful Nude Woman In Bed

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Kissing Down the Neck

Nude Woman Covered With Flowers

The Shared Pear

Enticement of the Red Lingerie

Sensual Foods Being Fed Erotically

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Life and Getting Older

A quotation from the 2003 novel, "The Wife", written by Meg Wolitzer.

"Because as you get older, life sort of eats away at you like battery acid, and all the things you once loved are suddenly harder to find.  And when you do find them, you don't have time to enjoy them anymore."

Policewoman in Calgary, Alberta (CANADA)

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This is the front page photo that I will be using for my Blog during the month of July, 2008.  This is a Calgary, Alberta, Canada policewoman who agreed to having her photo taken.  She is having a bit of fun with the camera.  The front page photo, as you probably already know by now, is always dedicated to "the men and women in blue" worldwide.

What would make you question a friendship?
Submitted by stueykins.

My Dearest Friend

If my very best friend jumped out at me with anger flaring in her eyes and some sort of whacky-whacky stick at the ready to be hurled at me, I might question where I thought our relationship had been headed.  I certainly wouldn't question the signals I was receiving from her, though.  Time to peruse through the Yellow Pages for another dear friend.